FORMER Foreign Office minister Hugh Robertson resigned from that post in 2014 and promptly stepped into a new job doing PR for a repressive Middle Eastern government.

Robertson, who was responsible for the Middle East and counterterrorism in his ministerial post, also stood down as MP for Faversham at May’s general election.

He is now head of the London office and director of international relations for “Falcon and Associates.”

Falcon was established by the Emir of Dubai to run Dubai’s abortive bid for the 2020 Olympics — Robertson was also Olympics minister in 2010.

Falcon now acts as a general PR and business promotion officer for Dubai, one of the United Arab Emirates. Falcon and Associates “works to positively influence the conversation about Dubai and the UAE as a place of opportunity for business, culture and lifestyle.”

This is how the conversation should really go: Dubai is an absolute monarchy with no democratic rights and a bad reputation for abusing foreign workers who build and service the city state. In May, just as Robertson’s appointment was announced, Amnesty International’s human rights expert tried to address a conference on mistreatment of workers in Dubai, but the sheikh’s police put him on a flight straight back out of the country, without explanation.

So just as a former British government minister is taking a job with the sheikhdom, a human rights advocate is being kicked out of the country.

The Advisory Committee on Business Appointments (Acoba), which regulates the “revolving door” between government and business, approved Robertson’s new job. They noted “the UK government overtly supported Dubai’s bid for Expo 2020 — a bid that Falcon and Associates was at the core of,” but said that Robertson was not personally involved in that support, so this was no problem.

Falcon and Associates reflects the archaic politics of Dubai — even the title sounds like a cross between a management consultancy and an episode of Game of Thrones. Falcon is a family affair. The top directors include John Ferguson, who is also the Emir of Dubai’s “bloodstock adviser” — his expert on buying racehorses — and Ahmad Abdullah Al Sheikh, the “media escort of His Highness the Ruler of Dubai.”

Another top Falcon director, Giselle Pettyfer, was previously head of “comms” for the International Olympic Committee.

While Dubai gave up on a 2020 Olympic bid, the Sheikhdom’s Olympic ambitions might still be in play.

The letter from Acoba says Robertson’s new job “will involve heading the London office, with frequent travel to Dubai. You will have particular responsibility for international relations, with particular emphasis on potential investors; sports and major events strategy, including Expo 2020; and special projects as they arise.”

Robertson’s post-ministerial job shows one of the contradictions of Parliament: Robertson owes his job to democracy. He would not be getting money from the sheikhs without the experience and contacts he developed as a minister in a democratically elected government. But the first place he turned for cash when he left office is a repressive autocracy.

Turning to the sheikhs for cash shows how little this ex-minister feels for the democratic system behind his career.

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I RECENTLY spent a couple of weeks in California, and one of the striking things you see is that the fantastic creations of the Hollywood dream factory turn out to be near-realistic depictions of things that can be found a short drive (in US terms) from the studios.

So if you drive a few hours west, along one of those straight roads that disappears in a vanishing point along an equally straight horizon and you will find yourself in the “cowboy country” of deserts and wind-carved rocks and tumbleweed and cactuses. Of course, a real cowboy would be mad to be here. It is far too dry for cattle — they’d be up on some grassy plain. But it is cowboy country because it was an atmospheric landscape conveniently near Hollywood.

Or head to Sequoia or another national park and see bears and chipmunks and beavers — and of course park rangers.

The stable of characters in cartoons from Yogi Bear to the Hair Bear Bunch or any number of Disney films weren’t quite the mysterious, enchanting inventions I thought. The cartoonists just drove to their nearest national park with a sketchbook.

It also turns out “Scooby Snacks,” the impossible, piled-high sandwiches enjoyed by the cartoon dog — are only slightly exaggerated; huge sandwiches that must be held together with sticks are quite normal.

All US food comes either as giant-sized or extra-large . It is quite normal for stores to advertise drinks with words like “gulp” or “slathered in bar-b-q sauce.” But gulp and slather are not good words. They are associated with rabies, not dinner. Food is not really improved by being “slathered in buttermilk” — or was it “buttered in slather milk?”

Portions that are oversized and overstuffed with sugar, fat and salt are funny in the cartoons, but they are less funny when swallowed by a population. When you ride the buses and trams of San Francisco you get to see a lot of the public campaign against poor nutrition. Posters ask “big soda” to “stop targeting black and Latino kids” because “sugary drinks are making us sick.” Food has, in the hands of unscrupulous business, become an enemy.

They keep making the same science fiction film — from Soylent Green to the Hunger Games and Elysium — where the poor scavenge with broken shopping carts while the super-fit, super-rich people live separate lives. This looks less fictional when you watch super-fit middle class people jog past colonies of the homeless living under palm trees on Venice Beach.

I don’t want to give the wrong idea. I love both Hollywood and the US for their inventiveness and verve. The people are great, but there is something very wrong with the nation. This is worrying, because what happens in the US is usually remade here within a decade.